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Ryder
Joined: 05 Feb 2006
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 Posted: Sep Tue 09, 2008 12:55 pm Post subject: Dear John |
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Will be in reno later this week, please send up a few hookers to my room again.......just make sure you pay for them ahead of time
thank you!!!  |
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lvbear584
Joined: 07 Jun 2006
Posts: 140
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| Posted: Sep Tue 09, 2008 2:03 pm Post subject: Really? |
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Reno has hookers other than the horrible unfortunates on East 4th Street? I had no idea.
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john
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| Posted: Sep Wed 10, 2008 6:11 am Post subject: Fish hookers or meat hookers? |
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Hi Ryder, good to hear from you even though you want something.
Please be more specific as to your requirements. Fill in this short form and fax it to me:
TOOTH DENSITY
a) many
b) few
c) none
TOOTH COLOR
a) white
b) yellow
c) green
AGE
a) 60+
b) 40 - 60
c) 18 - 40
d) prison time ( 16 will get you 20 )
BODY TYPE
a) heavy
b) slim
c) athletic
d) circus freak
OVERALL APPEARANCE
a) classy
b) tomboy
c) innocent
d) circus freak
PERSONALITY
a) mellow
b) loud
c) sweet
d) none
I'd appreciate it if you'd select the last option in each category because I'm on a budget. |
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jerry
Joined: 11 Jan 2006
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| Posted: Sep Wed 10, 2008 1:18 pm Post subject: I THOUGHT "DEAR JOHN" WAS GOODBYE |
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Now I find that "dear John" is a desperate plea. 
Hilarious response. I needed a laugh today.
I wonder if the $18.20 I owe you would cover the "D" categories sufficiently? |
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john
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| Posted: Sep Wed 10, 2008 4:19 pm Post subject: Ho, ho, ho |
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| Why, yes it would, Jerry. Are you sure you can handle three hookers? |
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jerry
Joined: 11 Jan 2006
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| Posted: Sep Thu 11, 2008 9:53 am Post subject: "D" categories |
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Somehow I was thinking "D" was a cup size.
"D" could be for "double down" or, in this case: "triple down". |
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